Ransom09's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stuff]

The graphics were good.

But that's all I can rave. Everything else was awful. It had a horrible loop, no sound, it actually gave me a slight motion sickness with it fading out but not in so many times.

[THE PEAR]

Thrown together...not surprisingly.

That was the most thrown-together 17 seconds of animation I have ever seen. No stop command, shit graphics, no sense, loops suddenly, sound overlaps from the first start, and do you know how to make a movie stop?
On the desired frame, create a keyframe, and put "stop();" in on the Actions panel. I think that's the most basic script out there. It saddens me that someone would even submit something like this.

[Rotating Hand- Love Story]

I had to stop at the penis scene.

It is very soloumn that I stop in the middle of a flash, but this thrown-together steamer just had me wincing in pain until I could stand the shittiness no longer. Thou shalt shut uppeth, and stop trying to make witty replys to those whom beat the shit out of you with words, because your replys are all childish sex/fat jokes. "Why not go have another hot dog or did your fat ass just have one?"...you sound like a 10-year-old.

[Rotating Hand 2]

Sigh, Batthew, sigh.

No, I most certainly would NOT like to watch a second time. When people actually bother to TYPE "sigh" in, you know you didn't something wrong. You, on the other hand, did EVERYHTING wrong, and therefore got two sighs. The only thing I found good about this steaming pile of Batthew was that you bothered to give the buttons HIT frames. The graphics were awful (even the TWEENS sucked!), the sound was much too quiet (but sucked anyways), there were no voice-evers, there were unnecessary penises drawn here and there, the parking ticket stayed layered over the cop as she walked past it, this just has nothing going for it.

[Rotating Hand, Classic]

What the...hell was that all about?

Why the hell are people giving this sack of shit 10s? The graphics are horrid, the plot was...well, I really didn't see much of a plot in there, you could tell when things were supposed to be funny, yet they weren't, and it's just nothing about it for you to be proud of.

[untitled flash project!]

I really enjoyed it.

First things first, the graphics in this movie are horrid. Very, very choppy, and you can tell what was added in by Flash (cough, mouths, cough) and what wasn't. The sound...the sound...I hated the music, though that doesn't make it poorly added, so do deduction on score due to my music tastes. But, the voice acting was sub-par. Though, the movie was quite funny, and I liked the Requiom For a Dream (spelling?) reference in there. Plus, it really kept me interested the whole way through. On that note, it was quite long. That is a good thing. I hope to see the sequel.

cutaia responds:

Definitely was a "Requiem" reference. All your points are definitely valid, but don't expect them to improve much...I do kinda suck after all.

And hey...we're just lucky the mouths moved at all. :)

[Crossed Sword Compilation]

Hm...

It was pretty good. I liked the beginning. The animation was alright, and I liked the relation between the head color of the first sticks and the background of when it showed the close-ups. I also liked the inclusion of Cloud and Sephiroth, if that was them. Oh, and a quick question, in case you reply to this:
Is the music FROM Kill Bill, or did it only get popular from being in Kill Bill?

lupedog responds:

it was a song before, is just got popular after Kill Bill, if you click on the buy it part of this page you can see his other stuff